He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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