forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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