Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
