marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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