He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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