I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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