I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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