that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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