There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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