I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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