He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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