I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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