This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Where is the hickey?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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