So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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