Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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