i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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