on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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