He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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