was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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