So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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