I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The best revenge is premature balding
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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