Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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