I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize