please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
