Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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