when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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