Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm too high and old for this...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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