this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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