quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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