Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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