I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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