You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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