Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
she told me i tasted like america
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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