If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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