youre lurking in front of me
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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