So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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