I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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