yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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