You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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