i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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