We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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