Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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