Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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