just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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