i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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Hippo gnu deer
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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