and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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