I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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