You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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