Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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