What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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