...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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