I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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