Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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