they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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