found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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