Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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