it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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