I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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