I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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