wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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