I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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